Look What I Found!!

I just found this in some old stuff.  It was something I typed up in final days at my old job.  Obviously I was ready for a change...

7/15/10

 11:04 am

Ugh.  So after being off work for a week I am back to work.  And it effin sux.  Fiance had to literally drag me out of bed this morning.  And I do mean literally.  7:20 he is yanking me by the arm and I'm making myself as limp as possible.  But he finally got me up and moving.  Did I mention I had to leave by 7:25.  Yeah didn't happen, so no time to stop for coffee and I am really really low on gas.  Here's to hoping I make it to the gas station after work. 

So yeah, so far today I've answered 5 phone calls, done 3 sheets of paperwork, filed 2 things, took my smoke break, went to the lunchroom for coffee and applied my makeup.  Oh and I ordered a book.  Whoo.  I'm using so much of my potential today.  My high school guidance counselor must be thrilled.  Oh wait...that fat old perv is dead, so he is probably rolling over in his grave.  If he has any room to. 

11:17 am

So yeah.  In the middle of typing this my boss comes over and tells me we have to go to HR.  Super.  I knew it was because yesterday I was to come back to work and I thought I hit snooze, but didn't.  I woke up at 12ish and called in freaking out.  So I'm on written warning and next stop is termination if it happens again.  Mother beep...

Well at least I have a pizza coming for lunch.  Hallelujah!  And tomorrow is Friday too.  Which means I only have to be here til 12.  Not that I've been here all week, but still.  Fiance and I are hoping that soon I will be able to quit.  The only downfall will be that I won't have health insurance.  Maybe I can just mooch off the system for awhile til we can afford it.  Hell why not right?  And didn't Obama pass something about some new healthcare or something?  I should read up on that. 

Oh so yeah, when I went to HR they had to take my pic cuz we have a new president and she needs to put names w/faces.  Thank god I put makeup on like 5 min before I got called down there!  Phew!

So sucky thing, my new meds are making me so sick in my stomach.  Good thing though is that I'm losing weight.  Even Fiance noticed. 

12:57 pm

3 hours 32 minutes to go.  Sigh.  Not much to do.  Read some articles online on MSN about missing children.  That was a real picker upper.  Riiiight.  Put on some lip gloss too. 

Lunch was super exciting.  Called my insurance company to pay my bill and then ate a slice of pizza and smoked a cigarette.  I'll tell ya, I live a wild and crazy life.  I can't wait to get home to see my daughter.  With me being sick that last week, I feel like I haven't seen her in forever.  I really miss that little stinker. 

So yeah, I am not working at the studio this summer.  Studio owner wants me to take the summer off and try to get my health in order.  Unfortunately working there is not the issue.  I love it there and am very sad that I'm not gonna be there for awhile.  But it will be nice to have off.  Especially since I only work 36 hours at my FT job.

1:11 pm

OMG I just yawned on the phone w/a customer.  I swear these meds have made me stupid!!

1:25 pm

Tick tock tick tock...walked to the cooler for some water.  3 hours 5 min to go!  Oh I almost forgot to mention I got a new vehicle.  It's a prize I'll tell ya!   It's 1990-something Voyager.  Gray w/wood paneling.   Super hot!  I really think I will let my graffiti artist friend just have at it.  WTF right? 

1:34 pm

Twirling in my chair and staring at the ceiling.  Feeling a bit dizzy.  And I yawned a couple more times.  Think I need some more coffee.  Have to wait til everyone is back from lunch before I can go though.  L 

1:43 pm

Just spent a good minute playing a game w/the motion sensor light above my desk.  I sit real still til the red light goes off and then sit up real fast, as if I can startle it.  Wow.  Also I yawned 4 times in 10 minutes.  I kept track.  I may have missed one though.   And I'm up to a whole 10 calls today. 

2:16 pm

Whoo hoo soon break time!  Got my coffee so I am a little more alert than earlier!

2:42 pm

Just got back from break!  It is so hot out.  I have my little sweat goatee goin on.  Lovely.  Time for some face powder and more lipstick! 

2:45 pm

Ok just to let you know what kind of area I live in, I go online and under local activities on MSN the top event is Quilt Odyssey 2010.  Really?!  Gosh I can't believe it's that time already.  Seems like it's only been a few months since Quilt Odyssey 2009...

2:49 pm

Ooooh found a tantalizing story on the history of Mullets...

3:11 pm

To quote my fiancé "I really just lack the give a shit today"  Not about my job, but about interactions w/people.  Not because my life is so important that others are trivial, I just don't really care today.  I mean if someone was hurt or upset I would care, but general day to day babble is really giving me a rash.

3:15 pm

My big decision so far this afternoon is should I apply lip gloss or lipstick?  Hmmm...stay tuned for my decision. 

3:19 pm

Lipstick it is.  Smoothness won over stickiness. 

3:39 pm

51 minutes to go...My bra is digging into me.  Grrrr.  I can't wait to get home and shower and get into my pjs. 

3:53 pm

37 more  minutes.  Thank god I ordered this pizza for lunch.  The leftovers will be dinner. 

TIME TO GO HOME!!!