Zynga and ADD Running Amok!!

I've decided to write this post in an effort to explain the Non Zynga People of the World, why I enjoy playing all the Zynga games. It's not an effort for people to stop making fun of me. In fact I will probably be made fun of more or people will feel pity for me. You may also think I am insane. Or all of the above.

I stopped typing this about 30 min ago so that I could go play Cityville. I'm pretty sure this will happen quite often throughout the writing of this. No not pretty sure, quite definitely beyond a doubt sure. I wish I was resourceful enough to find better adjectives, but I'm not. Gotta get back to my Cityville!!

Also I felt it necessary to share that I am also eating Taco Bell and a cupcake. Which is delicious. Thank you Mrs Beav!! Hmmm I wonder if she even reads my blog? Maybe I should mention to her that I mentioned her.

Oh and Golden Grahams. I had some of those too. I sound like a pig, but honestly I'm not. I've just been distracted that long that I had a meal and a snack. And I'm exhausted for some reason. I mean I slept 10 hours last night (which was a treat let me tell you) and then I ran one errand today. And went to Taco Bell. Seriously. Not much of a challenge even for me. I could have totally done 1 more thing w/o getting tired.

Well I guess Zak thought I needed finish this blog cuz he restarted the router. Or something I didn't understand. And I just read through what I've already written and am laughing. This turned into a story of my everyday ADD self, instead of why I love Zynga. Whatev.

Ok here are the reasons I love playing Zynga games.

1. Accomplishments. I get shit done in my virtual world. I am an amazing organizer and take care of all my crops, businesses and people.
2. Rewards. I do stuff and am rewarded with more stuff!! I love it. I get all kinds of free meals, businesses, homes, toys and other really nifty stuff.
3. I get to brag about my wonderful accomplishments and show them off to my friends. Adversely my friends get to show off to me too. This sometimes makes me jealous and work harder. I get more shit done!!
4. I am so organized. I know I mentioned that in #1, but I needed to emphasize it here. My farm, frontier and city are all very organized. No messiness here!!
5. My characters are skinny, beautiful and have great hair. No zits or runny noses. No coughing fits. Heck, they never go to the bathroom or have to shower. And most importantly my awesome little characters never feel anxiety about the things around them. Nothing is scary to them!
6. I am rich and successful. I have so much money!! And I can spend it on stupid things. Like gum drop fences or 8 million potted plants.
7. No real responsibilities. Heck if I miss a day it doesn't matter. I can just fix everything that withered or died. It's amazing!!!
8. I am showered in gifts every day!!! All my friends love me!! They give me lots of gifts all day every day!! I am so popular!
9. I can adjust the weather. If I'm tired of snow, poof I can make it grassy or sandy or whatever I choose. Also it never rains!! It never looks really hot either. I've never seen any of my characters sweating.

I am sure there are more reasons, but these are the ones I can think of. I hope you enjoy the attached picture!! :)